My "Free Peek" Manifesto
Well you can all thank the nine grillion freeloading wankers out there who took advantage of my good nature by asking for free peeks and then not buying a show for my new policy on free peeks.
In short, NO MORE FREE PEEKS and here's why:
99% of the time, anyone who asks for a free peek, has no intention of ever buying a show. It is unfortunate that I may lose that 1% who are honest guys who have just been burned in the past but the ratio of freeloaders to honest guys is prohibitive.
Scroll down to read the chat log from the straw who broke the camel's back
... a very typical conversation.
Freeloaders are voracious consumers of time. If I spend (conservatively) 2 hours a night talking to time wasters, that's 2 hours that I could have spent with REAL viewers. I am usually very busy and would much rather spend time with my viewers than with some 17 year old punk on his father's computer.
So, please do not be offended when I refuse a free preview. It is nothing personal. I just can't give my viewers the attention they deserve when I'm filtering scumbags. I am a professional. I'm not some scam artist from Eastern Europe. If you'd like references, I can usually hook you up with a viewer of mine who is online.
If you would like a preview, sign up for my free site: www.madisonstone.com/free
so I know that you actually have a credit card. Alternatively, you can call me for free on Keen.
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels"
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
NEW! Broke my own rule the other day. Thank you to jaked20 for reminding me that 99% of guys asking for free peeks are nothing but lying, bored, pathetic losers.
fastpitchplaya17: hi
madisonstone71: hey fastpitch
fastpitchplaya17: aaron, please
madisonstone71: nice to meet you aaron
fastpitchplaya17: nice to meet you
fastpitchplaya17: u do cam??
madisonstone71: yes, and toll free phone if you like
fastpitchplaya17: ok
fastpitchplaya17: ive never done this before
fastpitchplaya17: do you do it for like 1/2 hr??
madisonstone71: anywhere from 10 min and up
fastpitchplaya17: ok
fastpitchplaya17: may i see you two for a bit first on cam?
madisonstone71: why?
fastpitchplaya17: dunno
fastpitchplaya17: kinda leary of all this
fastpitchplaya17: but i will pay, dont get me wrong
madisonstone71: that's what I'm getting at..... what aren't you sure of?
madisonstone71: do you need to know that we are actually the girls in the pictres?
madisonstone71: that our cam is clear?
fastpitchplaya17: yeah
fastpitchplaya17: kinda all that
fastpitchplaya17: if you dont mind
madisonstone71: 95% of the time guys who ask for a preview are freeloading wankers looking for free shows so I like to find out exactly what you need to see first
fastpitchplaya17: wankers
fastpitchplaya17: lol
fastpitchplaya17: well, im not that
madisonstone71: picked that up when I lived in the uk
madisonstone71: its such a good word
fastpitchplaya17: just scared'
madisonstone71: quite all right
fastpitchplaya17: yes it is
madisonstone71: have you visited my web site?
fastpitchplaya17: no
madisonstone71: well why don't you start there: http://www.madisonstone.com
madisonstone71: there is a lot of info about my shows, rates, etc.
fastpitchplaya17: i'm looking at it
fastpitchplaya17: how old r u 2?
madisonstone71: my girlfriend is here today too if you'd like two of us
madisonstone71: she's 21, I'm 31
fastpitchplaya17: wow
fastpitchplaya17: very nice
fastpitchplaya17: ok
fastpitchplaya17: may i please see ya??
fastpitchplaya17: 2 min??
madisonstone71: so you're going to buy a show right now if its really us and our cam is clear?
fastpitchplaya17: probably
madisonstone71: well what other concerns do you have?
fastpitchplaya17: i just want to see ya on cam, stand up, wave, shake it, whatever you want i guess
fastpitchplaya17: wanna see me??
madisonstone71: well, I'm sorry but 'probably' isn't enough for a free peek
fastpitchplaya17: oh
fastpitchplaya17: yes i meant
fastpitchplaya17: probably's a figure of speech
madisonstone71: and you've seen my rates?
fastpitchplaya17: no
fastpitchplaya17: dont really care about money
fastpitchplaya17: just want to get off hard with a hot woman
madisonstone71: see, normally, if I don't cover all the bases, I'll do a free peek and then he'll say "oh, I'm not paying that"
madisonstone71: or "well I only use paypal"
madisonstone71: you can blame all the other low life men on the planet for the grilling you're getting
fastpitchplaya17: i understand
madisonstone71: so please visit this page and make sure that you are comfortable with our rates and payment options: http://www.madisonstone.com/purchase1.htm
fastpitchplaya17: steep prices
fastpitchplaya17: u must be good
fastpitchplaya17: u show me u
madisonstone71: so we're told
madisonstone71: so you're going to buy a show, if its really us and our cam is clear then?
fastpitchplaya17: tease me a bit, and i'll go for 30 min
fastpitchplaya17: yep
madisonstone71: you'll get a 10 second peek
fastpitchplaya17: 1 min
madisonstone71: teasing you has nothing to do with our identity or the quality of our cam
fastpitchplaya17: i'm spending a lot here
madisonstone71: well you're contradicting yoursel
madisonstone71: you said you wanted to see that it was us and our cam was clear
madisonstone71: doesn't take a whole minute
fastpitchplaya17: im just saying. . .180 dollars is a lot
fastpitchplaya17: at least givew me 1 free min
madisonstone71: sure, I'll give you 5 minutes free at the end of your show
fastpitchplaya17: 30 sec now and u have a deal
fastpitchplaya17: k?????
fastpitchplaya17: hard negotiators u r??
fastpitchplaya17: lol
madisonstone71: ok, but you don't get any nudity or anything
fastpitchplaya17: geez
fastpitchplaya17: ok i guess
madisonstone71: you have never bought a show before. I have at least 50 guys a day wanting free peeks
fastpitchplaya17: never
madisonstone71: if you're buying a show, there's no reason for you to want nudity
fastpitchplaya17: pics can be altered
madisonstone71: so I'm sorry if it seems harsh, but like I said.... 95% of the guys who say they're going to buy a show, don't
fastpitchplaya17: u look great on the ones i see, but . . . .
fastpitchplaya17: i understand
madisonstone71: do you really think we could charge $6/min if we didn't look like we do in the pictures?
fastpitchplaya17: probably not
fastpitchplaya17: sorry, im just very nervous
madisonstone71: and with a name like fastpitch.... I'd guess you could get the job done in 30 seconds of cam
fastpitchplaya17: funny
madisonstone71: sorry, I'm just very skeptical after day after day of assholes wasting my time & lying to me
fastpitchplaya17: yeah
madisonstone71: I have no problem giving a free peek to existing viewers
madisonstone71: so you can have a 30 second peek just to make sure that its us and our cam is clear
fastpitchplaya17: ok
madisonstone71: give me your email address
fastpitchplaya17: y??
madisonstone71: because you have absolutely no information in your yahoo profile
fastpitchplaya17: oh
fastpitchplaya17: well, wanna see me on cam?
madisonstone71: files won't go through my firewall
fastpitchplaya17: oh
madisonstone71: I'm getting totally backed up here so lets just do this so I can get back to work
fastpitchplaya17: ok
An Invitation to view your Webcam was sent to fastpitchplaya17 (7/17/2003 2:42 PM)
fastpitchplaya17: my god u 2 r sexy
madisonstone71: thank you
fastpitchplaya17: very welcome
fastpitchplaya17: wouldve liked to see the hineys though
madisonstone71: you have 2 minutes to buy your show or I'm blocking you
fastpitchplaya17: yikes
fastpitchplaya17: ok
fastpitchplaya17: setting up storm now
madisonstone71: well that's going to take a while so let me know when you're ready
fastpitchplaya17: ok
fastpitchplaya17: can i wattch while i set it up?
madisonstone71: I'm starting another show now.... no, you may not watch. I guess I haven't effectively communicated to you how this all works.
madisonstone71: so hows that stormpay account going?
madisonstone71: what a surprise
...and I never heard from him again.... amazing but true
