How to be a WWWanker

Case Study - Mr. Juicy tries to get Labyrinth to talk dirty to him.

Mr. Juicy (1:10 PM) :
hello
Labyrinth (1:10 PM) :
hi there :)
Mr. Juicy (1:10 PM) :
how are you
Labyrinth (1:10 PM) :
very well thanks, and you?
Mr. Juicy (1:10 PM) :
good
Labyrinth (1:10 PM) :
are you interested in a show today?
Mr. Juicy (1:11 PM) :
i must say you have an awesome, awesome set of tits <- this is where I'm pretty sure this guy is a time waster but I give him the benefit of the doubt)
Labyrinth (1:11 PM) :
Thank you :)
Mr. Juicy (1:14 PM):
what size are they?
Labyrinth (1:16 PM) :
36D
Mr. Juicy (1:16 PM) :
so how old are you
Labyrinth (1:16 PM)
31
Mr. Juicy (1:17 PM)
WOW I can't believe it.... i would have guessed 21
Labyrinth (1:17 PM)
good answer ;)
Mr. Juicy (1:19 PM)
so where are you from
Labyrinth (1:20 PM)
washington state... were you intersted in a show today? <- this is where I KNOW this guy is a time waster)

**** big pause.... no answer... and then:****

Mr. Juicy (1:27 PM) :
are you there
Labyrinth (1:27 PM) :
yes
Mr. Juicy (1:28 PM) :
what do you have to offer me <- now I know he's trying to get me to talk dirty to him)
Labyrinth (1:28 PM) :
lots
Labyrinth (1:28 PM) :
I've been trying to ask you what you were looking for
Mr. Juicy (1:28 PM) :
something to make me blow
Labyrinth (1:29 PM) :
well I'm sure I can come up with something ;)
Labyrinth (1:29 PM) :
right now I'm wearing a white fishnet body stocking and 5 inch heels <-let him know what he's missing)
Mr. Juicy (1:29 PM) :
is that all
Labyrinth (1:29 PM) :
yes
Mr. Juicy (1:29 PM) :
yummy
Mr. Juicy (1:29 PM) :
what are you doing <-translation - tell me that you're masturbating)
Labyrinth (1:30 PM) :
typing
Labyrinth (1:30 PM) :
what are YOU doing?
Mr. Juicy (1:30 PM) :
lol...anything else <-translation - tell me that you're masturbating)
Mr. Juicy (1:30 PM) :
typing, and then some <-translation -maybe if I tell her about my cock she'll get all hot and talk dirty to me)
Labyrinth (1:30 PM) :
hmmmmm
Labyrinth (1:30 PM) :
breathing, blinking
Mr. Juicy (1:31 PM) :
yes, that too
Labyrinth (1:31 PM) :
so did you want to buy a show or did you just want me to talk dirty to you while you're jerking off? <-rhetorical question)
Mr. Juicy (1:32 PM) :
the latter, lol
Labyrinth (1:32 PM) :
imagine that
Mr. Juicy (1:32 PM) :
i know...i'm shallow
Labyrinth (1:33 PM) :
guess that explains why you won't answer my questions huh?
Mr. Juicy (1:33 PM) :
i will answer anything
Labyrinth (1:33 PM) :
except when I ask if you want a show
Mr. Juicy (1:33 PM) :
you know the answer
Labyrinth (1:34 PM) :
yes, I do now.... but I had to ask 3 times
Mr. Juicy (1:34 PM) :
sorry
Labyrinth (1:35 PM) :
do you take your car in to the mechanic and say "hey... I have no intention of getting you guys to fix it... but could you put my car up on the hoist and take a look at it for me?"
Mr. Juicy (1:35 PM) :
no, i fix my own car
<-translation -I'm too stupid to understand what she's talking about)
Labyrinth (1:35 PM) :
well then you don't need me
Labyrinth (1:35 PM) :
go fix your own car
Mr. Juicy (1:35 PM) :
my car is fine thanks
<-translation -I actually think she's talking about my car)
Mr. Juicy (1:37 PM) :
you need to develop better arguing tactics... yours aren't very persuasive <-translation -I am an idiot but I still want her to talk to me)
Labyrinth (1:38 PM) :
I guess I was being to subtle for you.
Labyrinth (1:38 PM) :
I don't need to argue with you... you're the one trying to get something for nothing
Labyrinth (1:39 PM) :
unfortunately, I do have a viewer now so I'll have to let you go waste someone elses's time