How to be a WWWanker

Case Study - element7231 tries the old Stormpay scam


element7231: can you send me your web cam?
madisonstone71: sure
madisonstone71: let me know when you've ordered your show
element7231: i just did
madisonstone71: super
element7231: u senden it?
madisonstone71: where did you pay?
element7231: in that website u sent me
madisonstone71: stormpay or probilling?
element7231: stormpay
madisonstone71: you must have sent it to the wrong address
element7231: no
madisonstone71: ok then send me your confirmation
madisonstone71: madison69@ziplip.com
element7231: yo i payed
madisonstone71: yo, prove it
element7231: u callen me a lier
element7231: for real i payed
madisonstone71: for real, I don't have it so all I'm asking you to do is send me your confirmation
element7231: and i wana see my lil show
element7231: bc i payed
madisonstone71: oh give me a break
madisonstone71: do you think I was born yesterday?
madisonstone71: send me a confirmation email or go look for easier prey
element7231: nah yo i ant tryen to rip u off yo my werd yo i payed
element7231: how u guna do me like that yo
element7231: for real
madisonstone71: so then why won't you send me the confirmation?
madisonstone71: I can't even understand you
madisonstone71: you're going to have to speak english if you want to continue this conversation
madisonstone71: so pull up your pants and quit talking like an idiot
element7231: bc i dont even know what the hell the confirmation
element7231: is
element7231: but aall i know is that i payed
element7231: and im not guna leave u a;lone till i get what i payed for
madisonstone71: well if you had paid, you would have a confirmation email with a transaction number
madisonstone71: I'm only continuing this conversation because you're cracking all the other girls up when I copy and paste it to them
element7231: yo i ant even got a email address
element7231: yooo
madisonstone71: you've grown tiresome
element7231: so y dont u send me ur web cam bc i ant gunastop talken till u do bc u ant rippen me off fuck that
madisonstone71: lol
element7231: thats funny
element7231: its not bc u ppl are a bunch of fucken scamers
element7231: wtf
madisonstone71: if you can prove you bought a show I'd be happy to do one for you
madisonstone71: do you really think its possible to purchase something through stormpay and not have any record of it?
madisonstone71: dude, you have picked the wrong girl to try to scam
element7231: o i ant tryen to scam no oe
element7231: how do i know u ant scamen me
element7231: thats what i think is happen ing
madisonstone71: lol, you are not smart enough to do this
element7231: wtf u talken about
madisonstone71: you need to at least put together some kind of fake confirmation email if you want people to buy this bs
element7231: yo it ant bull shit
element7231: it is bull shit what ur doing
madisonstone71: what is your stormpay login?
element7231: ur a fucking cunt
element7231: u know
madisonstone71: lol, don't take it out on me because you can't afford a show
element7231: u fucken think im lyen
madisonstone71: prove you're not
element7231: aight iff u ant guna give a show i want my fucking money back
madisonstone71: that shouldn't be difficult
madisonstone71: since you dont' even have a stormpay account
element7231: how u want me to prove it
element7231: i have a big penis
madisonstone71: send me the confirmation email you got when you sent the money
madisonstone71: evidently not
element7231: nah?
element7231: aight than
element7231: u wana see it
madisonstone71: see what?
element7231: ill send u my web cam
element7231: my penis
madisonstone71: admit that you lied and tried to scam me and then I'll look at your penis
element7231: no bc i dident
element7231: but ill still show u my penis
madisonstone71: come on......... you tried, you got busted.... be a man and admit it
element7231: no
element7231: bc im not lyen
madisonstone71: too bad
madisonstone71: now I won't have a penis picture to go with this chat transcript
element7231: yo i dont care bc u know if i send u my web cam u will exsept it
element7231: but i ant lyen
madisonstone71: lol you are totally cracking me up
element7231: so where u from
element7231: we can fuck
element7231: lol
madisonstone71: well at least you can spell that
element7231: ?
element7231: ???
element7231: u wana see my penis
element7231: ?
madisonstone71: yeah I'm just sitting here drowning in my own vaginal juices because you've made me so wet
madisonstone71: the anticipation is almost too much
madisonstone71: oh
madisonstone71: oh
madisonstone71: oh
madisonstone71: oh
madisonstone71: I just came
madisonstone71: thanks!
element7231: yeah
element7231: nah
element7231: yo do u even look good?
madisonstone71: lol.... so you bought a show without even looking at my picture did you?
element7231: no
element7231: do u wana see my penis\
madisonstone71: oh my god you SUCK at this
element7231: just put it in ur mouth
element7231: lol
element7231: nevermind old joke
element7231: yo im geten tired of fucking with ppl
element7231: lol
element7231: im sorry
madisonstone71: so you admit that you've been a bad boy now?
element7231: lol
element7231: yeah lol im just bored
element7231: i felt like pissen some one off
madisonstone71: well unfortunately all you did was provide me with a lot of laughs
madisonstone71: and a lot of other people too
madisonstone71: so thanks for the entertainment
element7231: yourwelcome
element7231: lol
madisonstone71: you should really find something more productive to do with your time
element7231: nah but for real what u look like
madisonstone71: like learning to write
element7231: im drunk
element7231: lol
madisonstone71: dude, I'm going to bed. if you're too lazy to even look at my profile I can't help you
element7231: yo i wana see what u look like but y u guna charge me
element7231: that ant right]
element7231: hook a brother up
element7231: you know
element7231: lol
madisonstone71: brother you need to get a life and spend less time on yahoo
madisonstone71: peace out