How to be a WWWanker
monkeyman says he made a direct deposit to my bank account
for a show...... only it's November 11th which means its
Vetrans Day and all the banks are CLOSED!
A little history... I'd been chatting with this guy for
4 days. Had helped him set up eyeball. He tried to tell
me that he'd paid the preview deposit twice to get a peek
at my cam but I gave him the benefit of the doubt before
assuming that he was a lying scum bag. I should just trust
my instincts. He said there was a problem with his card
so I gave him my bank account number so he could do a
direct deposit.
monkeyman_2871:
hello
monkeyman_2871: i just got home from the bank
madisonstone71: how did it go?
monkeyman_2871: well you now have $15 more dollars in
your account
monkeyman_2871: yea
madisonstone71: that's exciting
madisonstone71: why?
monkeyman_2871: why what?
madisonstone71: why is there $15 more dollars in my account?
monkeyman_2871: because i deposited it there
monkeyman_2871: for a show
madisonstone71: so are you on some kind of easy payment
plan or something?
monkeyman_2871: what?
madisonstone71: in all the time you've been messaging
me y ou haven't looked at my web site to see how much
my shows are?
monkeyman_2871: well you said $5
monkeyman_2871: deposit
madisonstone71: yes, for a one minute preview
monkeyman_2871: so i need to go to the bank and put in
how much more
madisonstone71: here's all my rates.... you decide which
show you want: www.madisonstone.com/purchase.htm
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: i found them
monkeyman_2871: i am $10 short
monkeyman_2871: well guess i got to go the the bank again
monkeyman_2871: brb in a few ok
monkeyman_2871: i want my show today
madisonstone71: okidoki!
monkeyman_2871: wont take 10 mins
monkeyman_2871: i live right here at the bank
madisonstone71: thats handy
monkeyman_2871: so i will be right back
monkeyman_2871: alright
monkeyman_2871: you now have $25
monkeyman_2871: in your account
madisonstone71: super.... let me check
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: ready when you are
madisonstone71: ok
monkeyman_2871: well?
madisonstone71: cool your jets... have you ever tried
to get a real person on the phone at a bank?
monkeyman_2871: oh
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: sorry
monkeyman_2871:
madisonstone71: don't show up online right away so I need
to get an actual human to verify it
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: if i deposit here
monkeyman_2871: will it show up there?
monkeyman_2871: that quick
madisonstone71: still on hold
monkeyman_2871: grrrrrr
monkeyman_2871:
monkeyman_2871:
madisonstone71: I'm still on hold. do you have a cam?
monkeyman_2871: no
madisonstone71: or a scanner?
monkeyman_2871: nope
monkeyman_2871: why?
madisonstone71: k then we'll have to continue to be at
the mercy of the bank
madisonstone71: cuz I was going to say just hold up the
depoit receipts
madisonstone71: or email them
monkeyman_2871: well i wish i had one
monkeyman_2871: that would be alot easier
madisonstone71: yup
monkeyman_2871: still on hold
madisonstone71: yeah probably has something to do with
the fact that THE BANKS ARE CLOSED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
monkeyman_2871: what?
monkeyman_2871: well i dont know where your from but here
there open
monkeyman_2871:
madisonstone71: nice try fuckstick
madisonstone71: What are the bank holidays?
For 2003, Bank of America will observe the following holidays:
New Year's Day, Wednesday, January 1
Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, Monday, January 20
President's Day, Monday, February 17
Memorial Day, Monday, May 26
Independence Day, Friday, July 4
Labor Day, Monday, September 1
Columbus Day, Monday, October 13
Veteran's Day, Tuesday, November 11
Thanksgiving Day, Thursday, November 27
Christmas Day, Thursday, December 25
monkeyman_2871: what?
monkeyman_2871: well your from a weird state
monkeyman_2871: there open here
madisonstone71: not Bank of America
madisonstone71: http://www.bankofamerica.com/deposits/checksave/index.cfm?template=lc_faq_acct_info#question15
monkeyman_2871: well you need to write them and tell them
that one of there banks were open today
monkeyman_2871: because i swear to god this one is
monkeyman_2871: but any way if you dont want to show that
fine
monkeyman_2871: all you had to do is say so
madisonstone71: Give me the number for the branch where
you went then
monkeyman_2871: just forget it
monkeyman_2871: too much work
madisonstone71: lol no, tell me
monkeyman_2871: and your a very busy ladie
madisonstone71: where did you deposit the money?
madisonstone71: never too busy for you
monkeyman_2871: i will go else where
madisonstone71: just tell me where the bank is and I'll
look it up myself
monkeyman_2871: i dont like been treated as a lier
monkeyman_2871: and that is what i am begin to feel like
madisonstone71: so you think I should just do the show
for you even though it says on the bank of america web
site that all their branches are closed today?
madisonstone71: when you won't even tell me where you
deposited the money?
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: if you dont believe me
monkeyman_2871: that is fine
madisonstone71: LOL would YOU?
monkeyman_2871: i wrote a check from my bank filled out
a deposit slip and put it in the drop box
monkeyman_2871: i never talk to any one
monkeyman_2871: so i probly fucked up again
monkeyman_2871: but ok
monkeyman_2871: you dont believe me
madisonstone71: again, i ask... would YOU?
monkeyman_2871: yes i trust you
monkeyman_2871: why dont you trust me
monkeyman_2871: because some jerk wanted a free show
monkeyman_2871: and you take it out on all the other guys
monkeyman_2871: esipically the paying ones
madisonstone71: dude, I've been talking to you for 4 days.
You have never bought a show. Now you're telling me you
made a bank deposit on a day when there are no banks open.
I think I've been MORE than reasonable
monkeyman_2871: fine
monkeyman_2871: just for get the show
madisonstone71: do you have any idea how much time I have
spent on you?
monkeyman_2871: ok
madisonstone71: so don't go getting all holier than thou
on me
monkeyman_2871: i understand
monkeyman_2871: that
monkeyman_2871: i am not
monkeyman_2871: all i am saying is that i made a deposit
in the overnight bin outside
monkeyman_2871: so you will get it soon
monkeyman_2871: but ok
monkeyman_2871: what ever you can have the money
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: just think of it as a gift
monkeyman_2871: i am leaving
monkeyman_2871: sorry for wasting your time
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: well i guess your gone
monkeyman_2871: with my show and my money
monkeyman_2871: what a deal
monkeyman_2871: well thanks
madisonstone71: Dude, the banks are not even open. don't
give me this 'with my show and my money' bullshit
madisonstone71: you know you lied. you could at least
be man enough to admit it now that you've been caught
monkeyman_2871: what ever
monkeyman_2871: i know what i did
monkeyman_2871: you got money from me
madisonstone71: yeah I'm just waiting for the tooth fairy
to get here with it
monkeyman_2871: yea
monkeyman_2871: good one
monkeyman_2871: sorry to waste your time
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: enjoy my money
monkeyman_2871: dont spend it all in one play
madisonstone71: even in the extremely unlikely event that
it ever shows up in my account, I earned way more than
every penny of it.
monkeyman_2871: oh and i got what out of the deal
monkeyman_2871: nothing
monkeyman_2871: this is so cool
madisonstone71: I did NOT get money from you.... lets
keep the story straight here.
madisonstone71: there is NO WAY for you get money to me
today
monkeyman_2871: well when the bank opens in the morning
you will get money from me
monkeyman_2871: because it is in the night deposit box
madisonstone71: well when the money shows up in my account
you will get your show..... just the same as everyone
else.
monkeyman_2871: after this discusion i dont want any thing
from you
monkeyman_2871: ok
madisonstone71: although its funny how even though you
KNEW you deposited it in the night deposit box, you didn't
mention anything when I was sitting on hold..... funny
isnt it?
monkeyman_2871: nope
monkeyman_2871: i did not think to
monkeyman_2871: sorry
monkeyman_2871: just like you could have said hey
monkeyman_2871: the banks or closed
madisonstone71: I didn't realize until I was on hold for
so long
madisonstone71: and YOU swore to GOD that the bank was
open there
madisonstone71: so why would you use the night deposit
rather than depositing it the way I told you to?
monkeyman_2871: well when i left for work i went by the
bank
monkeyman_2871: then i ran over to the bank just now
monkeyman_2871: and the doors where open
monkeyman_2871: so i went in
monkeyman_2871: and there was a woman there
monkeyman_2871: she took my money
monkeyman_2871: and your account number
monkeyman_2871: i turned around and ran back home
monkeyman_2871: to let you know
madisonstone71: ok so tell me the address of the bank
then
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: why?
madisonstone71: so i can call them and verify the deposit
madisonstone71: obviously
monkeyman_2871: the address or the phone number?
madisonstone71: address
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: 1100 pendleton st
monkeyman_2871: greenville sc
monkeyman_2871: 29601
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: well?
madisonstone71: they're not open. So now what?
monkeyman_2871: what ever
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: why do i have to prove my self to you
madisonstone71: call them yourself
madisonstone71: here's the number: (864) 271-5720
monkeyman_2871: why call there right here at the house
madisonstone71: ok go there and call me from the bank
madisonstone71: dude, you're just being silly now. The
bank is closed.
madisonstone71: just admit that you lied and go do something
more productive
monkeyman_2871: well i am not admitting to something i
did not do
madisonstone71: so explain to me how you went into a bank
that's closed?
madisonstone71: or do you still maintain that they are
open
monkeyman_2871: yea
monkeyman_2871: they or
madisonstone71: they're just not answering their phones
today?
madisonstone71: they decided to break corporate policy
and open today did they?
monkeyman_2871: that nothing new
monkeyman_2871: i dont know askthe
monkeyman_2871: them
monkeyman_2871: why there open
madisonstone71: and tell me again why you used the night
deposit box then?
monkeyman_2871: when i left for work this morning at 4
30
monkeyman_2871: they where not open
monkeyman_2871: so i droped it off
madisonstone71: but you said you did it just now
monkeyman_2871: no
monkeyman_2871: i deposited 10 more dallors
monkeyman_2871: remember i already did 15
monkeyman_2871: and i need 10 more
madisonstone71: so you did the 15 in the night deposit
and the 10 at the teller
monkeyman_2871: yes
madisonstone71: I'm on the phone with Bank of America
now
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: that cool
madisonstone71: the greenville branch is not open
monkeyman_2871: ok
madisonstone71: nor are any other BOA branches
monkeyman_2871: what ever i am tired of you child's games
madisonstone71: LOL YOU'RE tired?
madisonstone71: come on... at least admit that you lied
monkeyman_2871: fine you want me to admit i lied
madisonstone71: I think its the least you could do
madisonstone71: at least own up to it
monkeyman_2871: ok i did not lie
monkeyman_2871: but i sould not be on here looking to
see a woman any why
monkeyman_2871: way
madisonstone71: if you didn't lie, go to the bank and
send me a fax
madisonstone71: on their letterhead
madisonstone71: with photo copies of the receipts
madisonstone71: I'll give you my fax number
madisonstone71: I've called the bank and its not open
madisonstone71: I've called the main Bank of America number
and THEY tell me its not open
madisonstone71: there is no activity on my account
monkeyman_2871: i am getting the run around
madisonstone71: prove to me that you deposited the money
madisonstone71: or admit that you lied
madisonstone71: yeah, poor you
monkeyman_2871: you want me to admit to something i did
not do
madisonstone71: no, actually... I"d much prefer that
you prove me wrong
madisonstone71: come on... you say the bank is right there
madisonstone71: go back to the bank and prove it
monkeyman_2871: fuck it just forget i ever asked for a
show and you can have my money ok
madisonstone71: no, I want you to prove it
monkeyman_2871: i am sick of all the running around
monkeyman_2871: just to see you
madisonstone71: dude, you are so obviously full of shit
madisonstone71: just admit it
madisonstone71: don't be such a coward
madisonstone71: you got busted.... just take responsibility
and be a man
monkeyman_2871: dont do that
madisonstone71: don't go slinking away like a little pussy
madisonstone71: its pathetic
madisonstone71: I'd have a lot more respect for you if
you just admited it
monkeyman_2871: dont insult me
madisonstone71: its only an insult if you lie
monkeyman_2871: fie
monkeyman_2871: fine
monkeyman_2871: here i lied
monkeyman_2871: that what you want me to sya
monkeyman_2871: say
madisonstone71: if you did
monkeyman_2871: is that what you want
monkeyman_2871: me to say
madisonstone71: I want the truth
monkeyman_2871: i only say because you want me too
monkeyman_2871: i lied
madisonstone71: lol oh stop being such a big baby
madisonstone71: come on.... redeam yourself a little bit
madisonstone71: take responsibility for your actions.
You sound like a 4 year old.
monkeyman_2871: i lied
monkeyman_2871: to you
monkeyman_2871: there for i am not a man
monkeyman_2871: right
monkeyman_2871: bullshit
madisonstone71: no, you're a scumbag.... doesn't mean
your not a man
madisonstone71: trying to get out of it made you a child
madisonstone71: at least you finally admitted it.
monkeyman_2871: i need to stop lying so much
madisonstone71: good plan
monkeyman_2871: yea
monkeyman_2871: enjoy my money ok
monkeyman_2871: goodbye
monkeyman_2871: your probly not my type anyway
madisonstone71: lol oh here we go again
madisonstone71:
and I thought you were finally growing up
monkeyman_2871: i am
monkeyman_2871: i admited it
madisonstone71: so quit with the silly baby games
monkeyman_2871: i lied
madisonstone71: but you just can't leave without saying
'enjoy my money' can you?
monkeyman_2871: all i wanted to do is see a beautiful
woman on cam
madisonstone71: you can't just admit it, say you're sorry,
and move on can you?
monkeyman_2871: ok
monkeyman_2871: here i am so sorry i did not mean to waste
your time, or you business on me ok
monkeyman_2871: and i hope you find some where in that
black heart to forgive me someday ok
madisonstone71: well its not perfect but it'll do
