How to be a WWWanker

Wanker comes into my chatroom at SexxyEyes and trys to get me to talk dirty to him and then send him a picture

Wanker: hello
Labyrinth: hi there wanker
Wanker: well hello babe
Labyrinth: wel hello
Wanker: what you wearing
Labyrinth: why don't you come in and see?
Wanker: I am
Labyrinth: yes, but you can't see me can you?
Wanker: no, don't you want to talk? you can talk to me
Labyrinth: oh sure, I thought you wanted to know what I was wearing so I figured you were coming into video.
Wanker: how
Labyrinth: are you not a member?
Wanker: tell me what you are wearing
Wanker: what
Wanker: so you don't want wanna talk?
Wanker: hello
Labyrinth: sure, I'll talk... but there are 14 other guys who just want to talk right now so I have to talk to you all.
wanker: nice
Wanker: you can do that
Wanker: for me
Labyrinth: do you have any questions about the site?
Wanker: will you tell me what you are wearing?
Labyrinth: why don't you go sign up and then I can take a picture for you? It'll go in my archives where there are 500 other pictures too.
Wanker: but why do I have to sign up to see pic
Labyrinth: because otherwise you can't see the pictures and I don't know that you're not some 14 year old punk on his dad's computer.
Wanker: cant you send them to my hotmal
Wanker: im not im 21
Labyrinth: I could but if I did that sort of thing I'd have guys in here all night trying to get free pictures who had no intention of ever signing up for the site and buing a show.
Wanker: can you send them to my hotmail
Labyrinth: can you believe some guys do that?
Wanker: ya I can
Wanker: will you send me some
Labyrinth: sure, no problem
Wanker: y_ghambro@hotmail.com
Labyrinth: its ok, I don't need your email address, I can send it automaticallyw hen yous ign up
Wanker: so you will
Wanker: sign up for what?
Labyrinth: certainly
Labyrinth: do you have trouble with short term memory?
Wanker: no why?
Labyrinth: because I just explained to you that you'll have to sign up for hte site so I know that your'e not some 14 year old punk on his dad's computer
Wanker: why cant you send them to my hotmail
Labyrinth: why should I?

** after a long pause, Wanker leaves**