How to be a WWWanker
Charles thinks if I ask him if he wants a show that
makes me a whore
Charles: hi there
Labyrinth: how you doing hon?
Charles: doing well
Labyrinth:what are you up to this weekend?
Charles: hooking up with gf later, going out with
friends first then the booty call
Labyrinth: woohoo... sounds like fun!
Charles: what about you?
Labyrinth: I'm on house arrest... spent too much
time playing in the snow and now I need to make some $$
Charles: gf is 36c/d - 23-36, round white bum dough
soft tittes slim tall, brunette ***Charles has a blow
up doll***
Charles: snow?
Labyrinth: snowboarding & skiing
Labyrinth: did you want a show?
Charles: where I was in Whistler?
Charles: why cant we just talk...
Labyrinth: because I'm going to work out
Charles: are you a whore? or a person? ***my
personal favorite line***
Labyrinth: fuck off asshole... go find yourself someone
who will let you talk to them that way.
Charles: well I'm just trying to converse with
you and you are asking me for a show.
Labyrinth: and you're biting my head off for asking
a perfectly reasonable question... You know I do this
for a living... YOU messaged ME. You also know that I
have chatted with you plenty in the past. I happen to
be going to the gym. So get over yourself.
Charles: like let's be real
Labyrinth: like, lets have manners
Charles: I know but just the way you said it
Labyrinth: I'm going to the gym. Bye
Charles: its like all you care about... making
money. what about talking to someone.
Charles: don't treat me like a "john"
then.
Charles: It is a 2 way street
Charles: hello?
Charles: Why are you angry?
Charles: So its ok for you to treat me like a paying
customer, but its not ok for me to act like one. ***can
anyone explain this logic to me???***
Charles: Nice.
Labyrinth: I DID chat with you. I was on my way
out but didn't want to blow you off if you were for a
show which didn't seem like THAT outrageous an idea given
the fact that I AM on a pay site. If you wanted to chat,
why don't you go chat in a yahoo chatroom or something?
You know I do cam shows for a living so who do you think
you are acting like a complete asshole because I ask if
you want a show?
Charles: sorry I didn't mean it that way
Labyrinth: the reason you messaged me is because no one
in a regular chat room is going to want to hear about
your sexual plans for the evening and your girlfriend's
tits. I'm perfectly happy to chat but I AM here to make
money and YOU know it. And now I really AM going to the
gym because its a more productive way to blow off steam
than yelling at you.
Charles: but why does it have to be every time.
I think i'm a bit different than your average joe
Labyrinth: it DOESN'T have to be every time. But
you HAVE bought shows in the past so what was I supposed
to do? Just say "sorry, gotta go, bye?" I'll
be back in an hour and a half.
Charles: I just thought all you wanted was to make
coin, and I was trying to make conversation... lets just
forget it ok?