How to be a WWWanker
humblemumble32003 has brain damage
humblemumble32003: are u there
labyrinth_71: yes, I am
humblemumble32003: how are u
humblemumble32003: im so bored an horny
labyrinth_71: I'm not bored
labyrinth_71: anything I can do to help you out?
humblemumble32003: thats good
humblemumble32003: well
humblemumble32003: i just updated my yahoo
humblemumble32003: i heard that u can see people
on camera now or some shit
humblemumble32003: lol
labyrinth_71: isn't technology grand
humblemumble32003: u dont have a fuckin webcam
do u
humblemumble32003: whatever
labyrinth_71: no, my web cam doesn't fuck
labyrinth_71: the technology hasn't come quite
that far yet
humblemumble32003: lol
humblemumble32003: what does ur cam do
humblemumble32003: are u there
labyrinth_71: hon, believe it or not, you're not
the only bored horny guy on the internet tonight
labyrinth_71: so you're gonna have to cool your
jets and be a little bit patient
humblemumble32003: obviously
humblemumble32003: im patient as hell
humblemumble32003:
labyrinth_71: here's my web site: www.madisonstone.com
labyrinth_71: have a look and let me know if you'd
like a show
humblemumble32003: can u invite me to urs to see
if it works
labyrinth_71: lol
humblemumble32003: cant i just see urs
labyrinth_71: my web cam works
humblemumble32003: whats this website thing
humblemumble32003: prove it
labyrinth_71: why?
labyrinth_71: are you going to buy a show if it
does?
humblemumble32003: maybe
labyrinth_71: a web site is a group of "web
pages" which are generally hypertext markup language
files assembled in such as a way as to present information
on the World Wide Web
humblemumble32003: if u have something good to
see
humblemumble32003: i will
labyrinth_71: these pages are hosted on a 'server'
humblemumble32003: server
labyrinth_71: the internet is really just a bunch
of servers all connected to eachother
humblemumble32003: cool
labyrinth_71: isn't that interesting?
humblemumble32003: kinda
labyrinth_71: well, if you can't even be bothered
to click on the link and see for yourself, I can't help
you
humblemumble32003: ouch ur pretty darn cute
humblemumble32003: awe
labyrinth_71: i have my moments
humblemumble32003: cant i just see if it works
labyrinth_71: but it wears thin sometimes
humblemumble32003: moments are tight
humblemumble32003: moments are tight
labyrinth_71: I know it works
humblemumble32003: i dont know if mine works though
labyrinth_71: if you don't believe me, perhaps
you should find someone more trustworthy to talk to
humblemumble32003: thats all im tryin to see
labyrinth_71: ok fire yours up then
humblemumble32003: i dont have one
labyrinth_71: well then its probably not going
to work
humblemumble32003: i just wanted to see if i could
see peple thats all
labyrinth_71: were you dropped on your head as
a child?
humblemumble32003: awe
humblemumble32003: twice
labyrinth_71: well duh
humblemumble32003: and i became very horny tonite
labyrinth_71: I guess all the blood has flowed
down to your penis
humblemumble32003: can u give me a 20 second sample of
what u have to offer
labyrinth_71: no, I can't
labyrinth_71: because if I did that
labyrinth_71: I'd have every cheap ass horny bored
wanker on the internet messaging me all night long
labyrinth_71: I gave you a link to my web site
humblemumble32003: says who
labyrinth_71: you're pretty lazy for a bored guy
humblemumble32003: why would every horny guy do
that
humblemumble32003: im a cute horny guy though
labyrinth_71: dude, there are a million other guys
just like you trying to get a free peek every night
labyrinth_71: sorry, but you're gonna have to come
up with something way more original than that
humblemumble32003: my cock is bout to blow now
labyrinth_71: if you were genuinely interested
in a show, you would have looked at my web site
humblemumble32003: if u help me get it off i wll
pay u forever
labyrinth_71: thanks for the newsflash, I'll alert
CNN
labyrinth_71: *yawn*
humblemumble32003: where bill clinton works
humblemumble32003: ?
labyrinth_71: you've grown tiresome
humblemumble32003: i just wanted to see if i could
see people
humblemumble32003: thats all
humblemumble32003: im not a man of badness
labyrinth_71: then I recommend that you go look
in one of the free chatrooms
humblemumble32003: i just updated yahoo
labyrinth_71: I charge $3/minute
humblemumble32003: free
humblemumble32003: 3
humblemumble32003: still rhymes
humblemumble32003: whats the difference gorgeous
humblemumble32003: by the way, nice pic sweety
labyrinth_71: ok, if you're NOT full of shit, you
shouldn't have any problem paying me 10 cents to see my
web cam for 1 minute
humblemumble32003: 50cent
labyrinth_71: so, let me know when you're ready
to fork over the 10 cents and I'll turn on my web cam
humblemumble32003: i got 10 cents
humblemumble32003: please turn on ur cam for me
humblemumble32003: just for a minute
labyrinth_71: ok, send it to me
humblemumble32003: ok
labyrinth_71: do you have a paypal account?
humblemumble32003: take debit?
humblemumble32003: paywho?
labyrinth_71: sorry hon, I have to go pay attention
to some real viewers
humblemumble32003: whoa
humblemumble32003: whoa
humblemumble32003: im a viewer
labyrinth_71: and you should probably get off your
dad's computer before he catches you
