How to be a WWWanker

1. Ask for a free peek at my cam because you need to see me before you buy your show. You've been burned in the past and need to see that its really me... that my cam is good quality.... that I have the right stockings on.... whatever your stupid line is this week. Give it up. You're a cheap, lying, freeloading wanker and I can smell you coming a mile away. click here for more info and an example of this technique. Click here for another example of this technique.

2. Chat with me for an hour about your fantasy... setting up a very detailed role play... and then buying a 10 minute show. If you want a short show, say that up front and I'll do my best to do a show that can reasonably fit within your time frame. But don't lead me to believe that you want a long show so I'll talk to you for longer.

3. Tell me you're going to buy a show but you just need to see my tits/ass/pussy/big toe/whatever first.Or tell me you want to see if my cam works first. I'm not an idiot. I have heard that a thousand times before. If by some miracle you ARE a legitimate viewer, please do not be offended if you receive a less than warm reception to this request. I hear it several times a day and 99.9% of the time its a time wasting freeloading wanker who is asking. click here for an example of this technique

4. Expect a pity show. I am not a registered non profit and receive no funding from the government. I've heard every sob story in the book and most of them are BS. If you can't afford a show, why are you messaging me?

5. Try to negotiate with me. My prices are extremely reasonable. This isn't priceline.com. If you want a cheap show there are plenty of girls charging a lot less than me. Go talk to one of them.

6. Send me as many messages as possible asking as many general questions as possible just to keep me talking. Unlike you, I have a gazillion people messaging me and its all I can do to keep up. Don't message me because you're bored. If you're interested in a show, I would be very happy to discuss it with you. If you're already a viewer, of course I'm always happy to chat with my viewers. But if you're just some bored wanker, go chat with another bored wanker. I'm busy and I'm not here to entertain you for free. If you want me to pay attention to you, buy a show. My viewers spend a lot of money for my time and I'm not going to spend time talking to you when I could be talking to someone who values my time. click here for an example of this technique.

7. Say "Maybe" or "not yet" when I ask if you're interested in a show. No one has every bought a show who said that. "Maybe" means "No, but I know you'll stop talking to me if I say no so I'm going to string you along for a little while."

8. Get all self-rightous when I won't do a free show for you or chat with you for hours on end. Say "you're all about the money." YOU messaged me dude. YOU choose to message a girl who is CLEARLY stating that she is doing this for money. You're just mad because you can't afford a show so dont' take your financial woes out on me. Most people try to choose jobs that they enjoy but they still expect to be paid. How is this any different? If I do this for free, I have to go out and get a 'real job.' If I charge for it, I can stay home and play with myself. It's simple economics and it doesn't make me a bad person. I don't come to your place of work and ask you to work for free do I? click here for an example of this technique.. ~~~ click here for ANOTHER example of this technique.

9. Don't answer my questions. When I say "so were you looking for anything in particular today?" say "you have great tits." When I say "I'm available now if you'd like a show" say "so where are you from? " Just be honest for gods sake. You don't HAVE to buy a show every night but at least be honest so I don't waste my time trying to figure out what you want if all you want to do is chat. click here for an example of this technique

10. Pretend to be a woman. Send me QM's with softcam video playing so I'll think you're a girl and give you some. We sisters have to stick together right? Show me your pussy and I'll show you mine..... NOT.

11. Try to hack me. This tops my wanker list. You have to be some kind of pathetic to have to resort to hacking to get your rocks off. ooooooooo what a big man you are. You're such a loser you are destined to spend the rest of your days wanking by the light of your monitor. No matter. You're so far gone it takes a line of code to get you hard anyway.

12. Ask me what I'm wearing. Act dumb so that I'll think you are just asking an innocent question and maybe I'll give you a slow and detailed description of my undergarments. Better be creative though because I hear this dumb line all night long. click here for an example of this technique.

13. Ask me to email you a picture. This works particularly well if you say "I need to see a picture first, then I'll buy a show."I understand that you are more specialer than everyone else but you see I have this whole web site FULL of pictures. Are you really that lazy that you can't click a link? Or are you just that sad that you need to know that the picture was emailed special just for you?

14. Tell me "I don't go to web sites ". Then you can't buy a show. Have a nice night. I'm not going to describe my show to you in graphic detail because you can't be bothered to check out my web site. You are not a beautiful unique snowflake.

15. Tell me you've bought a show when you haven't. Because I'm SUCH an idiot I won't check first and you'll get a free show.... right? click here for an example of this technique. click here for another example of this technique,

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16. Try to guilt me into doing a show for less. Tell me its your birthday... or that you thought that we really had a connection... or that you thought you were one of my favorites. Manipulation works SO well on me. click here for an example of this technique.

17. Send me a fake payment confirmation email or other fradulent email. Sorry buddy... you are not the first guy to think of this so I always check. Not only do I check, I also report, track ip addresses and will probably try to get your phone number out of you before I bust your sorry ass. click here for an example of this technique.

18. Try to trick me into talking dirty to you for free. Most guys start with "so what do you like?" or "what do you do in your shows?" or "what's your kinkiest fantasy?" None of these actually work but these guys just keep trying. Oh who could ever forget.... "what are you wearing?" I've heard it all so just move along little doggy. click here for an example of this technique.